i dunno man, i just work here

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

actually the real double feature is my cousin vinny & legally blonde aka movies about people being good lawyers despite their cultural stereotype and women's knowledge being key to winning the case

Israel drops more bombs within the last few years than were dropped during the entirety of ww2 and its significantly impacted the entire planet, warming more of the atmosphere and hastening this process for what little there was achieved during the 2020 quarantine when emissions sank. One of the worlds largest polluters is the united states military, with emissions and waste rivaling the entire output of industrializing countries.

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage