and this is how your death feels at my hand.

the real reason visander got introduced in the second book and not the first is if he saw the Stewards obliviously let the DARK KING HIMSELF into the Hall and house, feed and teach him their ways he probably wouldve died of an aneursym.

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

I didn’t watch the movie yet but I 100% believe this

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

stop rping with ghatgpt. you should be rping with a bisexual internet woman u have a relationship that constantly straddles the line between platonic and sexual with. tyou're ruining the ecosystem

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

@fangs-4-fags

i’m always doing this