we tell ourselves stories in order to live

does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

I just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered from being irradiated

Sign outside Tumblr: “This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. …”

id: screenshot of tags reading “the wildlife carries on in the ruins like nothing ever happened”

I like your shoelaces

Thanks, I pulled them out of a stump filled with fae water and now it wards off the President

must a television show be “good”? is it not enough to watch a large man flinch at loud noises for fifteen years?

Healthy people will never understand what a massive achievement it is to do your laundry AND cook yourself a meal in one day.

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

Your so-called deconstruction of the ideal of masculinity was in actuality, an exploration born from preoccupation of it, any challenge to it proceeding to be overcome (thus proving its continued dominance), culminating in reinforcing and upholding it! Try again!

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

Saw a post on diy hrt and started cackling because I really did think y'all was in there whipping and flipping the testosterone in the kitchen 😭 I was proud as hell, like damn they really on here learning to make it from scratch and shit, pulling gender from trucks and shit, THAT'S revolutionary I'm all for it

I thought it was the transgender drug war and I was on the side of the transgenders and the drugs