Unreliable Narrator

that breaking bad video is literally the best thing ever made I love it so much. YOU are not the guy. you’re not capable of BEING the guy. I had a guy and now I don’t. YOU. ARE NOT. THE GUY.

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

sorry i heterosexualized your yaoi fanon by turning one of them into a trans woman. are u mad at me

It's okay sib I also heterosexualized your yuri fanon by turning one of them into trans men <3

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

*thinks about OCs* *Thinks about OCs* *thinks about OCs* *thinks About OCs* *thinks about OCs* *Thinks About OCs* *thinks about OCs* *THINKS ABOUT OCS* *thinks about OCs* *thinks about OCS* *thinks about OCs* *THINKS about OCs* *thinks about OCs* *thinks ABOUT OCs* *thinks about OCs* *thinks about OCs* *Thinks about OCs* *thinks about OCs* *thinks About OCs* *thinks about OCs* *Thinks About OCs* *thinks about OCs* *THINKS ABOUT OCS* *thinks about OCs* *thinks about OCS* *thinks about OCs* *THINKS about OCs* *thinks about OCs* *thinks ABOUT OCs* *thinks about OCs*

I don't have a morning routine. I wake up on straight survival mode.