Unreliable Narrator

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

Movie about a depressed and rather morbid autistic man planning to commit suicide and picking up a number of odd jobs in an effort to raise enough money to meticulously plan and prepay for his funeral so his mother doesn’t have to worry about it after he is gone. He begins to connect with people and enjoy life for the first time while working part time as a greeter in the funeral home, helping an eccentric old lady organize her basement, walking 7 dogs and maintaining a feral cat colony for a guy with a broken foot, playing a number of bit parts in local ads and stocking the shelves at the convenience store at night. In the end, he has befriended many of his neighbors and he decides he does not want to die and goes back to school to become a funeral director instead.

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me

Proud to win the "most ridiculous farce of a man" award five years in a row

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

what they don’t tell you about being stuck between a rock and a hard place is that you get some nice bruises you can press on for catharsis

it's keep your wits about you wednesday

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

life is so awesome if we ignore all that

#dirtworld

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

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