Unreliable Narrator

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me

Proud to win the "most ridiculous farce of a man" award five years in a row

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

what they don’t tell you about being stuck between a rock and a hard place is that you get some nice bruises you can press on for catharsis

it's keep your wits about you wednesday

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

life is so awesome if we ignore all that

#dirtworld

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

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BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

Literally our fucking Loch Ness monster