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a lot of rpf can be explained by the fact that actors are all like that with each other constantly but i never want to say that on here because it feels like telling a 7-year-old santa isn’t real
actors hanging off of each other constantly isn’t a sign that they’re fucking it’s a sign that they were once in a BFA program and never relearned normal boundaries. when actors are fucking and it’s complicated they won’t even stand in the same room with each other.
Is there a straight answer as to why the Jedi didn’t find and raise Palpatine? I know they didn’t find Maul because Dathomir is largely restricted and Sidious found him first. But Palpatine was a noble on a Republic world. It would make some sense to find him.
I think the Jedi's ability to find people is overstated by a lot of fandom, there's nothing in the canon that suggests for example that they do regular blood tests on kids and supplementary canon leans much more into the idea that they go by people calling them in or rumors they hear and then go check out. Dooku is a good example case here--in Dooku: Jedi Lost he was born to an extremely wealthy and noble family on Serenno and, at the time of his birth, the planet seems like it was still with the Republic. Yet there was nothing to tell the Jedi that Dooku was Force-sensitive until his bio-father contacted the Jedi to come get him. The Jedi seem to rely on parents contacting them first or rumors that they can go and investigate and inform the parents of what's happening with their child, that's why they have the role of Jedi Seekers, like Cere Junda was a Seeker before the events of Jedi: Fallen Order and Dooku: Jedi Lost has Dooku telling Ventress: "Like most of the Order, I was brought to the Temple by a Seeker, a Jedi who was tasked to scour the galaxy for Force-sensitive infants." So if Palpatine’s family never sent word to the Jedi and he wasn’t causing trouble with them as a child (to catch the attention of people outside the family), there was no way for the Jedi to know there was a Force-sensitive child there, to even have his name on their list of potential younglings, even on a Mid-Rim world in the Republic. The Jedi don’t do regular blood screenings, like you can bet if they did, the Empire would have continued using that and Palpatine wouldn’t have needed to use the Inquisitors to hunt down rumors of Force-sensitive children, so they probably do miss a ton of Force-sensitive children, but that’s pretty in line with how the Jedi weren’t trying to recruit as many into their Order as they could, they made it a choice for the parents.
#a common fic trope is that there's a galaxy-wide blood test that everyone needs to take#but that's obviously not the case#given how rare force sensitives are (they're basically statistically non existent) it's not surprising from a practical standpoint#makes for some entertaining fics though (via @mrv3000) That's an excellent point, Jedi are about one in seven BILLION people, it really wouldn't make practical sense to have standardized blood tests for something that's that rare, doubly so when when there are usually some signs of Force-sensitivity after a couple of years they can rely on instead. But mostly I think that Jedi are just too much of an outlier to be something they would bother testing for (and I don't think the Jedi are that desperate to recruit everyone and anyone they can, so they wouldn't see a galaxy-wide test as useful), so even a very populated Mid-Rim world like Naboo with a rich family (ie, all the medical attention they could ask for at their hands) could have an extremely Force-sensitive child and nobody would have any idea if they chose not to say anything/Sheev didn't display any signs. It can be fun to speculate otherwise in fic, rock on with that! But I think canon pretty clearly points to it not being a thing, nobody ever says, "How could we have never found him??" and they wouldn't need Seekers in the first place, if galaxy-wide blood tests were in place, plus it's just. Seven BILLION tests to find ONE birth and the parents wouldn't even necessarily agree, it seems super wasteful.
Also, even if Sheev was displaying some signs of Force sensitivity, unless he's doing telekinetic tricks or inhuman feats of agility or whatever, people could well mistake those signs as him being weird or extra smart or something. If Force sensitivity is a one in seven billion occurrence, there are going to be very few people who know what that actually looks like.
Consider: if I asked you to tell me what it means for someone to have "Golden Blood", would you know what I'm talking about? Could you tell me what it means without looking it up? I promise it's a real thing. There are only a bit over 40 people who've ever been found to have this, which makes it at least an order of magnitude more common that Force sensitivity is in Star Wars.
("Golden Blood", aka Rh null, is one of the rarest, if not the rarest blood type in the world. There are 9 active donors alive with this blood type.)
Admittedly yes, the Jedi are something of myth and very well known-of despite their rarity, but even then, the specifics of Force abilities are probably not a widely known thing. After all, nobody knew Anakin was Force sensitive and he was out there flying a pod racer at age 10 or something. Just "damn that kid's got good reflexes."
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today someone asked me what my favorite even-toed ungulate is… god, who could decide?
this was ignorant of me to post. of course its the muskox
and here comes my favorite boy…
okay. some of you must surely be getting tired of seeing me say this but i literally cannot help myself- THAT IS AN ICE AGE GOAT. THAT CAN GET TO BE 800lbs BIG.
we called them musk-ox because we thought they must be some kind of cow thing, but they are actually a goat thing; this is to a normal wild goat what a woolly mammoth is to a normal elephant, only these things survived.
and i absolutely cannot help myself because of the tizzy my brain goes into over the twin facts of
1: ice-age megafauna that is still alive! and
2: EIGHT HUNDRED POUND GOAT
you can see the goatishness a little more in their babies
i just, i am crazy over the fact that these guys are still alive on our planet
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"Labyrinth" by artist Vanesa R. Del Rey.
even with watching a movie from like the 90s it’s insane how much everyone looks like a Normal Person compared to anything filmed today
it’s something about the aggressively obvious 2020s makeup too on everyone in every movie no matter what the time period is. it’s the 19th century they do not have highlight!!!!
look at meg march in 1994 vs 2019. they both look great! however! emma watson is wearing very obvious lipstick, mascara, concealer under eyes heavy foundation etc etc. you can see this at a glance. i literally in making this comparison had to google if this was a promotional image that she took or actually a still from the movie because her makeup just looks like normal 2019 makeup that a girl from 2019 would wear!!! (not to mention her costume. different post.) then look at trini alvarado on the other left. obviously she’s wearing tons of makeup because she’s in a movie and she has tons of lights on her all the time but it doesn’t look she is!! you can see circles under her eyes!! she doesn’t have The Shine to her face that emma watson does. she looks so much more believable as a girl from the 1860s not because she’s a perfect representation but simply because she does not Obviously Have On Modern Makeup
Thank you for making this about make-up trends, which have become noticeably more ridiculous, instead of 95% of posts on this subject which are about bullshit like “please let balding men exist again 😢🎻” (when we’ve had a Daredevil with a receding hairline for ten years lol)
In a lot of other 90s period movies like Titanic there is obviously anachronistic make-up, that’s always been a thing. But it can stick out a lot more in movies now that the standard of what a woman’s made-up face should be is just sooo much and a “simple” look promoted on TikTok will take like 30 products.

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baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.
You know I just thought about it and isn't it so fucking weird to shower with music? I was about to get in the shower and was like oh I haven't set up my music and then I thought about it and for most of human history unless you were an actual emperor you couldn't demand music be played while you were bathing. And even then you'd probably be remembered as that crazy degenerate emperor that demanded music be played while you were bathing. "Emperor Sileneas the Opulent was known for his insane demand for a quartet of musicians to be playing every time he bathed. He also would only eat off of plates of silver one time and then the plates would have to be buried in the earth so that nobody could ever use them. He was assassinated by the praetorian guard when he invited them into his bedroom to fuck."
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Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.
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Showdown in Little Tokyo (Mark L. Lester, 1991)
Pedro Pascal talks about the relationship between Din and Grogu at the Tokyo premiere of The Mandalorian and Grogu (May 18, 2026)
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"Because Din loves him and wants to train him in the Mandalorian creed for his safety."
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