yanwang dijun simp

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

i bless the bonnie over africa

The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water

the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer

it means "the horrors continue, but I Stay Silly" of course

It's bonkers to me that describing media made for kids/teens as "for kids/teens" is treated as a criticism or insult, instead of a neutral descriptor. Something being aimed at younger audiences isn't necessarily good or bad. It will be *different* than media made for adults - or at least, it should be! It has a different audience, and should be tailored for that audience! But because it is treated as a criticism/insult, I feel like people are either attacked for, y'know, engaging with it in its proper context and on its own terms; or they shy away from putting it in context. And then fandom/critics end up chasing our own tails, trying to describe, engage with, and critique media while either not recognizing or recognizing but not being able to acknowledge the impact of the target audience. (Or blaming a fandom for (essentially) being full of young people and refusing to acknowledge they are the target audience.)

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

the famously unproblematic white authors of ao3

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?