Yet Another Trans Girl

@color-picked-pride-flags I've changed my pfp - interested to see what you make from this one!

awesome! love it!!

Can. Can I by any chance have the link

The higher the score, the more pure you are

A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language. 

“the post received five notes in two years” are you mad at me? :(

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

OP that's not even a full horse. You've literally only looked at the feet.

maybe one day we will be brave enough to lift our eyes and look, trembling, at the rest of the horse. not today, though. today, these are all the facts we have about horses.

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

Cursed ass post i don’t believe this has only 4 notes

It’s me in the background! :D

amazing

THE NOTES ARE BROKEN I REPEAT THE NOTES ARE BROKEN

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I ate the notes

Awh man im hungry….

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[Image in third post is tags that read "#there's like one other species that can take you out and they have a taboo about attacking you while you're hibernating", "#that's some holy ground sanctuary from vampires shit".]