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So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

DJs are problematic because they play songs you didn't consent to

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

is it good that im having fantasies of dramatically quitting by explaining to my supervisor exactly what I think of her

I understand that you hate your kids and your husband, and you go out of your way to avoid spending time with them. but some of us actually care about our families, and might be a little bit less productive during these things called "family emergencies"

Im evil so i genuinely believe all heterosexual activity is unethical due to the power imbalance between men and women