it grippeth rather foolishly

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

(It also doesn't escape me that most of the time these posts aren't even about kink on its own, it's how things are "fun and light-hearted" when applied to one subset of the population that does certain sexual practices openly and at the same time become weapons in the hands of transmisogynists. But people don't care enough of about trans women to register the argument being made and will just see mention of again, the salacious fetishes in question, and will immediately go BUT IT'S NOT OKAY. YOU'RE ASKING ME TO ACCEPT THIS AND I SIMPLY WON'T like okay. Not really sure who you're talking to at this point because it isn't OP and I suspect you are conversing out loud with a jury existing in your head)

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

I will never understand how some ppl have such little imagination that they can’t even suspend their disbelief long enough to watch a musical without asking why the characters are singing