Duncan's Cunty Little Earring

i know people have talked about this to death but it really is crazy that no big budget game ever saw origins' success and thought it might be a good use of resources to add something similar into their game even if it runs the slight risk of some players not seeing 100% of the Content

i get that bioware was spending too much time being mishandled and being forced to make horses sprint in frostbite to ever return to the system, but can someone else not hop on this. for me.

she's a bard. she's a spy. she's a nun. she thinks god is talking to her. she likes shoes. she has a hairless rabbit as a pet. she broke a guy's neck with her thighs. she's the late pope best friend. she's the new pope. she's bisexual.

Teen me playing da2 like it was a timeloop game were if you do it right this time you can save your mom

I gotta say, one of my favorite parts about getting into Dragon Age when Veilguard came out was everyone complaining about how the dialogue felt too modern and cringey and then playing Origins and 2 with Zevran and Isabela and just looking at my invisible mockumentary camera like "ya'll gotta be shitting me"

it's so sexy to me that Merrill's demon is called "Audacity". who does it like her. woman in male dominated fields

making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor

"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before

i love that bellara is so rule-of-cool pilled. she asks taash if their horn can shoot lightning. she wants the lighthouse to travel through the fade armed with cannons. she thinks hezenkoss's bone construct should have had wings or extra arms. no one show this woman a mecha anime