Zorro the goddamn Gay Blade

Ship Tournament, Round 1 — Match 9 / 30

Astarion/Wyll

"Much has been said about how Wyll's romance better fits what Astarion seems to truly want in a relationship, that Wyll is happy with a more chaste relationship, etc etc. But what's often missed is that Astarion is actually a fantastic match for Wyll! Wyll is self-sacrificing to an unhealthy degree, and often minimizes the abuse and trauma he's been through. Astarion, meanwhile, is much more open-eyed to what he's experienced. He's happy to choose himself when needed and pushes those he cares about to do the same. And if you play as Astarion, you're given unique dialogue options to compare Mizora and Cazador and urge Wyll away from being passive in response of how she abuses him. Astarion needs someone to teach him how to empathize with others, and Wyll needs someone to teach him to fight for himself as much as he does for others. They complete each other!"

vs. Dammon/Karlach/Wyll

"A while back, I read a fic that totally had me down with that. I can imagine Karlach with both of them, and Dammon, who has the kind of erotica that was banned in several cities for being too raunchy, might not be opposed to some three-people fun. I think he could like Wyll. Wyll might be a bit apprehensive, but I think these two could ease him into the idea."