Zorro the goddamn Gay Blade

Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

in the grocery store anxious as fuck about to kill my fellow customers before they can kill me

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

rips open my "I 💖 MY WIFE" shirt to reveal a second identical "I 💖 MY WIFE"" shirt underneath

I love deeply traumatized men with haunted eyes. Like hell yeah babe look at me as if I'm the only good thing you've ever known.

Being a fan of a morally grey character is frustrating because people will try to reduce them to either being an innocent little angel or a completely heartless monster and both of these interpretations just take away what makes the character interesting

please never stop talking passionately about the things you love