Zorro the goddamn Gay Blade

After the Duel 🗡️

Round 1 — Match 7 / 152 — Find Familiar: Cheeky Quasit vs. Poison Spray

Find Familiar: Cheeky Quasit is a level 1 conjuration spell. It summons the quasit named Shovel.

"SHOVEL PROPAGANDA. THAT'S IT THAT'S THE SUBMISSION. she is tiny. she is invisible. she is unbelievably rude. she keeps yelling about fisting. why would i summon some normal little bird when i could bring my horrible gremlin daughter into battle"

vs.

Poison Spray is a cantrip (Conjuration). It allows spellcasters to deal Poison⁠ damage to a target.

"poison spray defenders WHERE ARE YOU. yes the range is tiny. yes poison resistance is everywhere. but when it actually lands and you get to melt someone’s remaining health with a cantrip that basically amounts to breathing toxic fumes directly into their face?? extremely satisfying"

Nora Trevelyan

The Archmage & the Master Assassin.

I couldn't decide, so take both 🔮🗡️

& the Demon 🙂‍↕️