Zorro the goddamn Gay Blade

Lucanis about to whack someone Spent more time on that skin and details than the pose itself Draw along reference pose from Hanged Man discord

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This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.

Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.

Maybe this is too many hobbits.

We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.

But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.

So away you go.

And things go bad in the worst possible way.

Over and over.

You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.

It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.

You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.

Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"

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There were not, in fact, too many hobbits.

Dragon Age Fight Club — Group #17 / Match 3 of 6

Sera

"flask of lightning + bow. good luck catching her, idiot."

"sera would win because she has the most powerful combat instinct of all: “what would make this guy look stupid?”"

vs. Anaris

No propaganda submitted.

Ship Tournament, Round 1 — Match 9 / 30

Astarion/Wyll

"Much has been said about how Wyll's romance better fits what Astarion seems to truly want in a relationship, that Wyll is happy with a more chaste relationship, etc etc. But what's often missed is that Astarion is actually a fantastic match for Wyll! Wyll is self-sacrificing to an unhealthy degree, and often minimizes the abuse and trauma he's been through. Astarion, meanwhile, is much more open-eyed to what he's experienced. He's happy to choose himself when needed and pushes those he cares about to do the same. And if you play as Astarion, you're given unique dialogue options to compare Mizora and Cazador and urge Wyll away from being passive in response of how she abuses him. Astarion needs someone to teach him how to empathize with others, and Wyll needs someone to teach him to fight for himself as much as he does for others. They complete each other!"

vs. Dammon/Karlach/Wyll

"A while back, I read a fic that totally had me down with that. I can imagine Karlach with both of them, and Dammon, who has the kind of erotica that was banned in several cities for being too raunchy, might not be opposed to some three-people fun. I think he could like Wyll. Wyll might be a bit apprehensive, but I think these two could ease him into the idea."