Zorro the goddamn Gay Blade

Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

sorry i couldn't hear you i was thinking about hairy dad belly that squishes against my tummy in missionary and it made me so hard i got dizzy

don’t ask me how my day is just go ahead and sexualize me

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background