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notahorseindisguise

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

notahorseindisguise

#I CANT FUCKING BREATHE #it didnt work because you used too many books #100% of dick smashers quit before they find the right hydraulic press

victusinveritas

pop-six-squish

So I finished my first run of Baldur's Gate 3...

lulii999

I have to say, Lord Occtis Tachonis has an incredible aesthetic. This style is so new to me but I had the best time drawing it! (Round of applause for the 1-2-THREE RIBCAGES I HAVE LEARNED TO DRAW, pls 💀).

Part 1/14 of my @critical_role Campaign 4 series! Inspired by the Dragon Age tarot cards. Occtis has been an absolute delight this campaign I totally get why he’s a fan favorite. 🖤💜💚

Now, I’m not following the official tarot decks, but for funsies which Major Arcana do you reckon he’d be?

- Personally, ‘Death’ comes to mind.

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kissmedevil

naughty party members get put in the Get Along shirt

projectlazarus

haven’t drawn for a month, so here’s merrill

#wife wife wife

fattylime

theeee lyaela cadash & blackwall for @kittyoperas 🍓

anskapaints

And last but not least: Bae'zel. I love the painting on her model, she has so many small colour variations.

✨Astarion / Gale I / Gale II / Jaheira / Karlach / Shadowheart / Wyll ✨

karawra

#davrin not believing the fade is real is the funniest thing about veilguard #“spite can pull things out of the fade”#“he's pulling things out of his ass. the fade isnt real”#“davrin where tf do you think the lighthouse is?”#“davrin wtf is happening with arlathan?”#“davrin look with your elf eyes”#“davrin elgar'nan is moving the fucking moon”#davrin: “oh so you believe in the moon too?”

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reckoning1187

Rendering update ^^

storm-of-feathers

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

bg3-tournament

Ship Tournament, Round 1 — Match 19 / 30

Barcus/Zanner

"Barcus deserves a very nice guy after the shitshow that was Wulbren and Zanner is a very nice man 🙏 that's it that's the propaganda"

"Barcus needs to move on from Wulbren, Zanner is a single dad to Obelia. While discussing the intricacies of the new alliance between the Ironhands and the Gondians, they find something new spark."

vs. Dammon/Rolan

N/A

Which ship do you prefer?

Barcus/Zanner

Dammon/Rolan

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

#A SINGLE DAD WHO WORKS TOO HARD WHO LOVES HIS KID AND NEVER STOPS #STEP DAD BARCUS #HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

teh-nos

this fic is so good i hope i write it

#me with my anders fic

tomfoolerytotality

Myconid Sprout

Small plant. Lawful neutral. AC 10. HP 7. Challenge rating 0

I drew the owlbear yesterday and discovered this was going to be my new obsession for the next week or two. So here’s a myconid sprout, his name is Port O. Bello. So yeah, follow if you want more of these and maybe leave suggestions of what I should paint next. I’m mainly doing fantasy creatures right now.

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The red jenny

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