Zorro the goddamn Gay Blade

Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

i hope everyone gets the drugs they want forever even if they don't need them (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

*hitting ttrpg fan with a stick* not everything fantasy is about D&D!

*hitting vtm fan with a stick* I have nothing against you, but I kind of assume you're into this!

*hitting Changeling: the Lost fan with a stick* this is crucial to establish your backstory

*hitting LARP fan with a stick* this is how you play the game!!

i have gotten some very odd anons about this post that i’m choosing to ignore. but i am going to double down on this. no i don’t care if girls watch gay porn or imagine themselves as a gay person or wonder what it would be like to have gay sex. so many people imprison themselves by thinking they could never be gay and/or trans. well i’m telling them they better watch out. being gay and/or trans is real. and it could happen to YOU. as a matter of fact i sincerely hope it does