aside from being ugly as hell and embracing the Y2K low-rise trend, what even is going on with the Alliance uniforms. why does everyone, even lab nerds and support staff, have to dress like a paratrooper. is that like a tactical chest piece that is also a short sleeve bolero jacket for some reason? why leave 40% of the abdomen exposed? why does it also have a harness? why is the belt 6 inches wide and why does the buckle look like one of those vacuum seal jar lids? why the reverse chaps thigh guard thing, like just put the pockets on the pants? how much do you have to undo if you need to sit down to pee???


















