Master Procrastinator

the mass effect trilogy is a wonderful game series with high replayability that i never take advantage of because i have 1 shepard that is The Shepard and i will probably never make any different choices ever

im not really worried about aging because im only going to become hotter and more insane the older i get

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

Mulder's got a point

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

"Discourse" is far too dignified a term for the foolishness y'all get up to. We should go back to calling it wank.

we have enough fantasy books set at yale, cambridge, and oxford. it’s time to hear from state university alum.

"how to prevent smile lines" die young and miserable

i think it’s really amazing how total strangers who have nothing in common but their shared love of a work of fiction will come together across distances and dedicate their time and energy working collaboratively to build an extensive, richly detailed fanon that completely fucking sucks

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