the black and bloody mire

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

im rereading 17776 and i forgot how funny this shit is. a football game where the end zones are canada and mexico but the field is only as wide as a normal football field. they messed up drawing the lines so the players have been stuck in a canyon for 13,000 years. theyre still playing.

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

my dead wife. the ad free internet

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

I fell a little bit asleep and dreamt that I could hear my cat's thoughts. I heard him just think, "I'm a pretty little man" and then start kneading my ribs, and I laughed so hard I woke up to him on my ribs