Outnumbered and unafraid

Listening and nodding sympathetically: I dunno dude sounds like you should kill gorm

i should kill gorm

The Reblog (2014)

Bahahahaha love this

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

The Revival (2026)

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn't need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn't require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.