🌠 DRUM IN LAMENTING FORTE 🌠

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

anyone who uses the r slur at this point needs to just be recognized as a hateful bigot and we cant be quiet about it anymore. genuinely. get mad at people for this. point it out and be annoying about it. no you cant reclaim it you just want an excuse to be bigoted

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

He is, however, in the mafia

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

murder isn't okay however sometimes your friends have REALLY bad parents

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

maybe the ice mummy is tired of having to be strong. did you ever think of that

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn