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Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

I hope snakes have a nice day today. I hope they find lots of small mammals amphibians eggs and so on.

Shout-out to the narrow animal known as snakes

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

Manifesting

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"