some kind of creature

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

Omg pjackk you're back!!

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

shrimp tempura

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

kids will be like "appy juice is my favorite" and when you ask why theyll say its because of dialectical materialism

pjack is resurrected on the third day of pride. consider that.

when jimmy fallon dies theyre incorporating his ashes into a ben and jerrys limited time flavor

Instead of saying crass B.S. like "what the c****", or "what t*** fuck", why don't we simply spread joy and say, "what the pleasure"? Reblog, if you agree. [tumblr]