out for Blood(wing)

god’s plan

unfolds

so slow

so slow

so

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

and that's not to say that the other Great Lakes aren't equally dangerous! each of these things earned the 'Great' descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren't all classified as inland seas is because they're not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.

Weird set of letters that don’t describe anything in particular but man do they sound good (Acara, Xweetok)

Puns (Flotsam, Jetsam)

Onomatopoeia of an animal noise (Buzz, Hissi)

Contains part of a real animal name (Cybunny, Moehog)

Real animal name but I don’t think you tried at all (Koi, Kau)

Named after real-life actor Bruce Forsyth because the original version of the pet was just a recolored photograph of him (Bruce)

THE corpse