I FOUND MYSELF ANNOYED

I couldn’t be a 911 operator because I’d start crying and screaming right along with you like omfg girl what the hell are you gonna do now.

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

Aww man I'm sorry your situationship ghosted you. I thought you guys had real chemistry. You'll find someone else though. Hey why dont we hit the vintage store later, it's the perfect spot for you to try and pull a rebound. Yeah cuz everyone there is gonna be your age and stuff, and they'll all already be looking to pay a truly horrifying price for some dysfunctional, weird-smelling garbage that is lowkey haunted for real. No? Are you sure? Ok well I kinda need another itchy rayon negligee though so maybe we can raincheck.

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

just being myshellf! #turtle