Ineffable

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days

“​honey i fucking hate our pretentious nerd son”

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

i cant talk shit on dr who as if i didnt get my ass handed to me by that vincent van gogh thing 9 years ago