Princess Sarcasm

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

Well, we should certainly make sure that everyone knows about this image, or how will they know not to post it? It's not like "That image of Musk looking like a Nazi" would narrow it down.

there’s no way that can be legal