currently an Astarion Baldursgate blog

im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.

"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry

Btw it is very important that you talk to gay people off of tumblr if you can

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

if i was paul mccartney i'd [realises i don't know enough about the beatles to finish this] [remembers i don't need to "know things"] call john lennon a faggot

you have to love trans women more than you hate transmisogyny, you have to love jews more than you hate antisemitism, you have to love Black people more than you hate white supremacy, you have to love Indigenous people more than you hate colonialism, you have to love the disabled and mentally ill more than you hate ableism, you have to love. you have to love.

"male socialization" "female socialization" as if most trans kids aren't recognized as Deviant very early on, degendered, malgendered, and abused for it.

that one astarion dialogue (when you romance wyll) abt how wyll is the kinda prince charming guy he would've dreamt of marrying as a kid fucking kills me. like 1) yeah same but also 2) do you realize how cute that is. do you realize how cute you sound right now mr brooding asshole vampire. you accidentally just said the most adorable and embarrassing thing ever and tried to make it sound like a jab at ME. oooooooooooo you're crushing on himmmmmmmm 🫵🫵🫵

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

Gay broke sober king 🤴

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

When I was younger I used to be part of the “only-reads-complete-fics crowd” but as I’m getting older I’m realizing how powerful it can be to have consistent things to look forward to…

All the ppl in the tags laughing abt how fic updates aren’t consistent are cowards. I aim to be subbed to at least 365 fics. One for each day of the year. And that’s just my starting point. Your inbox? Empty. Barren. Fallow. Mine? Bountiful. Overflowing. A cornucopia of ripe treats awaiting my tender consumption. I wade through honey-rich excess while you starve of your own volition.