big booty ben thats what they call me

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

Two loud ass burps 🗣️🗣️

All my posts are fueled by an immense desire to commit murder-suicide

All my posts are fueled by an immense desire to commit murder-suicide

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

dude bensons gonna slap our big oily buttcheeks

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal