I love you

just got a job at PEMDAS as an Exponent

never been seen in the same room together

I did that

with my butt magic

Now I'll do something else

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

Huge torture enthusiast here to make your life and wallet miserable! Now going for only 4000 evil dollars!

For those confused, these were made to line the tomb of the Great Khan Todd Howard and serve as his eternal vanguard as his spirit assails the gates of Heaven to reclaim his stolen Godhood

guess who just spent their one precious human life in pointless toil

yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

come on man

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

Happy bush shoeing anniversary :-) ❤️🎉

I have had this queued since December 15th.