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its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

at the strip club enthusiasticly complimenting the ladys athletic ability

you'll get the urge as an artist or a writer to say out loud the things you're worried about "the proportions are off" "kind of out of character" "i'm not good at summaries" "didn't get as much detail as i wanted" "i made a mistake and here's how" and that's the self-conscious part of your brain telling you "it's bad and if you don't tell them you know it's bad then they'll think you're stupid" but you've got to ignore that little voice and pretend you think it's good or else that little voice is going to ruin your life

im on a mental health break but i saw some facebook food so heinous i simply MUST share

@teaboot

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

Jurassic park

you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

the phrases "holy shit two cakes," "fuck it we ball," and "perfect is the enemy of good" bounce around in my cavernous skull like ping pong pachinko. occasionally one of them will land on a big red button labeled "write" and that is when 1000 words emerge from me and splooge all over my document