fuck it we ball

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

weatherboy (derogatory)

op what does this mean

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

writers really will spend twenty minutes pacing around the kitchen thinking “this scene is genius” and then sit down to type and suddenly remember approximately three words and one emotional vibe

this one really resonated with you all, huh

what they don't tell you about writing is that you're gonna spend way more time moving those guys across a room than you ever thought you would

if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash