the last sexy person in america

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Hot girl summer

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

What?

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

Which of them eats you?

Naturally you give the child the honour of her first kill, and both you and mother Sphinx play along as you fall over and let child ineffectually gnaw on your shin as you dramatically cry out about the indignity of you, an adventurer of 30 years, being bested at riddles by a child.

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

“tumblr staff member” 2/3 of those words euphemism for cock

with your help we can make it all three

i've never played Luigi's Mansion but i'm assuming at the end of the game when all the characters are like "thank you for vacuuming up all the ghosts and saving us" he goes "don't Luigi's mention it"