the last sexy person in america

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

I signed up for political intrigue and aliens but instead you’re just having therapy speak sex with a human man. Where’s the aliens???? Kill something!

At least please fuck the dragon.

No. He needs to pay for his war crimes and doesn’t deserve any sex.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

It was a clitorical question

thank you small americans in my phone for correcting me: beloved cgi bible show did not portray the son of god as a vegetable, because that would have been sacrilegious

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out