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What's this? The red-lined bubble snail (Bullina lineata), a marine gastropod. Bizarre and beautiful, yes?
i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .
fantasy stories love to begin with the world's most razeable peaceful little farming village having a big grand festival
It's the best time to raze a village because there's usually people from nearby villages visiting for the festivities so you get to kill more people this way
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hijab as explained by star wars
here's the original photo btw, just in case anyone wanted to educate themselves this fine evening
@simping-for-fives this is beautiful, bless u
obi-wan as an old iranian granny in a chador, complete with shockingly orange henna'd hair because that's the trademark of any muslim grandma
I'll nitpick to nite that Palpatine's robe is cut exactly, iirc, the same as Obi-Wan's, just joined with a metal clasp, so Palpatine is an old Iranian granny too, by that light.
you are absolutely correct and i have remedied the situation
fun fact for those of ya'll un awair : keep in mind though not all muslims wear hijabs , and can leave their hair open , it is mandatory for some sects but not all , however sometimes we do need to cover our chests by wearing dubatas like a scarf so yuh
also some of these things have subtypes like say the bhurka there is the common bhurka the one covering the whole body where in you can literally wear your pajamas underneath and no one will know ie :
and as we call it here the shuttlecock bhurka :
etc etc there are many sub types so something for everyone :3 and there are many different styles of wearing bhurkas , nikabs and hijabs etc etc plus many ways to make them pretty , ie designer bhurkas , abayas and nikabs etc like this :
designer bridal abaya :
designer bhurka:
etc etc , so you can badassle them up be it for a wedding or if you feeling fancy but keep in mind designer or even sometimes regular abayas and bhurkas are hella expensive sooo rip , even so tho they are v.v cool and pretty so yeh , do with all that what you will :3
Excuse my ignorance, but how do these women do anything, they appear to have no arms!?
so we actually don’t have any arms
no sir, the moment we put on our hijabs, the holy spirit kisses us on the forehead and takes our arms
I’m crying please just give me a straight answer how do they pick things up!?!?
✨telekinesis✨
pardon my confusion, but arms?? don’t all women pick things up using their
feminine wiles
no arms, just charms 🥰
yes one of the reasons muslim women wear burqas is to unlock their telekinetic powers. unfortunately, this causes arm loss. fortunately, we no longer need them
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pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.
like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao
guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.
this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn't do it. and i lost my job because of it.
ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.
i declined.
shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.
This is a thing of beauty
tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly
The boulder pushing punishment is iconic. But I think more people should know the reason Sisyphus was punished to begin with, which was for cheating death, twice.
The first time he cheated death, Sisyphus had just angered Zeus by revealing the location of the Asopid Aegina whom Zeus abducted. Which is super valid, fuck Zeus.
Sisyphus knew that Zeus would send the god of death Thanatos after him, so he prepared a trap and trapped Thanatos in the chains meant for him.
After that, nothing on Earth was able to die so long as Thanatos was in chains. Which meant no animals could be sacrificed to the gods. This angered the gods, who made Sisyphus' life so miserable with pain and illness that he would beg for death. And so he released Thanatos.
But then came the second time Sisyphus cheated death. As he was dying, he asked his wife to dump his naked corpse in the middle of the public square. Denied a proper burial, his soul ended up on the far side of the river Styx, unable to cross.
He complained to Hades and Persephone about how his wife disrespected him, and begged them to let him return briefly to the world of the living to scold her and make her bury him properly. They agreed, and Sisyphus returned to life. He then embraced his wife, and refused to return to the Underworld.
It's only when he finally died of old age that he was sent to Tartarus and punished with the boulder.
I don't remember where I've seen it, but I like the interpretation that Sisyphus doesn't have to push the boulder. He can choose to stay in Tartarus and rest. But he was promised that if he managed to push the boulder to the top of the mountain, he'll ascend to Elysium.
And Sisyphus, in his stubbornness and cleverness, refuses to give up on a challenge.
One must indeed imagine Sisyphus happy, planning and scheming about how he'll cheat the gods next.
@heydocverdant Don't hide this gem in the tags.
He really gets straight to the point huh 😭
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also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.
A little white lie 💚
My contribution to Ribbit's and Ragatha's relationship.
Believe it or not I've been working on this comic for months now but only had the time and patience to finish it now.
Rest assured that whenever Ragatha doesn't get enough attention, I will make it my mission to make her shine.
It's just a little funny interaction I had in mind.. tho I'm sure Ragatha had a hard time keeping up her smile when her friend abstracted.
watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
My kids and their friends are Gen Alpha, and they are sweet, sweet kids living though appalling times.
They grew up with the most rigidly binary models of childhood that have existed in my lifetime (girl-glue, anyone?) and been viewed as their earning potential since before they could walk. They have been exploited and abandoned on the internet by their parents, have been exploited on the internet by the algorithm when they were too young to understand it. They are the first large generation of the children of Mommy bloggers, anti-vaxxers, trad wives, and quiverful types.
They’ve survived a pandemic, and had it cut through their schooling in a way that has been enormously traumatic. They have the smallest outdoor range of any generation to date. In their lifetime, climate change has become violently real, socioeconomic disparity has only increased, reactionary movements have increased, and rights that we’ve taken for granted have been rolled back. They are the generation of British trans kids taking their lives on the now-static youth GIC waiting lists. The American trans kids who are watching their very existence become illegal. They are the generation of creative kids whose arts and humanities funding has been cut to the bone. A generation who have grown up watching soft-lit, queer friendly cartoons, walking out in to a world of violent trans and homophobia.
They are depressed, anxious, afraid. Their aspirations are low, their hopes for the future fragile.
They are clever, and creative, and charming, and brave. And they are KIDS.
Be nice to them, they’re dealing with a lot.
They are clever, and
creative, and charming, and
brave. And they are KIDS.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
If you’re a fellow millennial and making fun of literal kids, blow me, lose my number.
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just made a tier list
If I may add