You hear that, babe? We're legends.

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

could you lie

me reading trashy porn on ao3: the poet must not avert his eyes

I love him, your honor.

[ID: a tiny blue and white porcelain triceratops with gold horns]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

@forcebook

the alternative girl with pathetic boyfriend thing has to end

Hi, I run a small Etsy business selling replica Scott Pilgrim cosplay items. You’re personally hurting my livelihood by saying this. Think about the effect your words have on others.

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

it's important to be able to start a petty dispute with the people you love at any moment. my wife is from an italian family and all I have to say is "there are too many pasta shapes" and we're off to the races baby

By demand; prints

the way people talk about nudity is insane to me. the fuck do you mean nudity is “depraved” friend we were all born naked.