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@ks-anon
KIDNEYS FOR SALE!
Hi so apparently some anons make blogs for some reason?
I really don't know why but this is mine now
(random shit)
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 3 · Current random shit I have · A few feathers from an angel Code Some vases Spamton G Spamton The wikipedia page for kidn
Also here's me!
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It's like, pride month.
Uh
Be happy you queer people! I don't really understand why God didn't make you the way you want to be, but I'm happy you know what you want to be, and that you get to exist! With me!
Be happy you gay, lesbian, asexual, trans, agender intersex and some other genders I don't know.
I'm looking at some other blogs and they say "trans rights" but trans people aren't always right, so what are they talking about? Also, won't queer be more accurate? I did a bit of looking, and queer seems to be the mother root of it all, so wouldn't "Queer rights" be more accurate?
My point being you are a person and you are cool
((FUN FACT!))
((Kidney seller is a criminal both to humanity and the gods in his world. The only reason he isn't fucking dead is because the chaos god is really persuasive.))
((You can like, bully him with this information I guess. Idk. It's just part of his lore))
Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.
Considering I don't know what this is, I think it's very impossible for me to do so
((I watched Gameoverse and now I want to see ask blogs if them))
((if one does appear, tell me))
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By timings sake, what the fuck is that outfit. You look even more ridiculous then the godem of Chaos
Do you have kidneys you can give me? You seem like the person to have them
@ks-anon (kidney seller anon)
“I don’t have any organs, unlike you mortals. I’m a glitch!”
“Wait what was that last part”
Oh. Well do you want to trade? I can trade!
“A trade? Hmmm, depends. What do you have to offer?”
Well, I'm glad to ask
He pulls a list from his bag of holding (this)
💬 0 🔁 4 ❤️ 6 · Current random shit I have · A few feathers from an angel Code Some vases Couch 1x1x1x1's soul (or atleast, a younger v
Now, what do you have?
“Huh…how very intriguing! You must be quite the collector! Is that 1x1x1x1’s soul I see?”
“Now, what do I have to offer? Good question…”
He thinks for a bit, playfully tapping his chin.
“Well, I’ve got a can of Dr. Pepper, a bouquet of wisteria flowers, and some ribbons with bells. The puppy I was given is not for trading, so don’t ask.”
...
Is it stupid of me if I ask "what is a Dr pepper"
Because I am
And also why does this pepper go to university
He chuckles at his obliviousness
“Oh, that confused look on your face is simply adorable!”
“No need to be confused, however. It’s simply a carbonated drink. According to my lovely followers, it’s called soda.”
Huh
Kidney seller gets a bit mad
Well that soda is a fraud!
It didn't even go to university!
Though I'm asking, can those "wisteria" flowers be brewed into a tea? I quite like my tea actually.
“I believe so! But I’ve also heard only the petals are edible, so…try not to let any other part near your mouth.”
Well, I do have a constant poison resistance on, because I get really dizzy and my throat kinda hurts. so that wouldn't be a big deal.
Anyways, that sounds like some good items. I'll give you something or two for that
“Good, good! What will you offer?”
He eyes the list before looking back at you
Read the list again if you want to know
“Well, I was asking what from the list you would offer, but oh well. Anyways~!”
“I’m specifically interested in the soul of his majesty you got there…is wisteria a good price for that?”
Oh god, what hell is this 'religion'
Oh absolutely not, buttttt, I don't know what to ask for.
I mean, I heard of things called "coconuts" and "pineapples" and some other fruits I found out by sheer luck. So thats a good deal probably
“Mmm, I suppose that’s fair. Not a lot of fruits grow around these parts too…I do have many mouths to feed!”
...What? What did you say?
“Don’t worry your little head about it~!”
“C’mon now, is this trade happening or not?”
I thought male creatures can't have babies
Fine, take your soul
He takes the 1x1x1x1 soul and waits for his flowers and stuff
“Yes, yes, thank you!”
He turns around and points to a random follower.
“YOU! HAND ME THE WISTERIA!”
After at least a few minutes, the bouquet is thrown to him. He catches it and turns back around and hands it over.
“Here you go!”
He takes the bouquet, gives you the soul and takes his leave via his portal things
By timings sake, what the fuck is that outfit. You look even more ridiculous then the godem of Chaos
Do you have kidneys you can give me? You seem like the person to have them
@ks-anon (kidney seller anon)
“I don’t have any organs, unlike you mortals. I’m a glitch!”
“Wait what was that last part”
Oh. Well do you want to trade? I can trade!
“A trade? Hmmm, depends. What do you have to offer?”
Well, I'm glad to ask
He pulls a list from his bag of holding (this)
💬 0 🔁 4 ❤️ 6 · Current random shit I have · A few feathers from an angel Code Some vases Couch 1x1x1x1's soul (or atleast, a younger v
Now, what do you have?
“Huh…how very intriguing! You must be quite the collector! Is that 1x1x1x1’s soul I see?”
“Now, what do I have to offer? Good question…”
He thinks for a bit, playfully tapping his chin.
“Well, I’ve got a can of Dr. Pepper, a bouquet of wisteria flowers, and some ribbons with bells. The puppy I was given is not for trading, so don’t ask.”
...
Is it stupid of me if I ask "what is a Dr pepper"
Because I am
And also why does this pepper go to university
He chuckles at his obliviousness
“Oh, that confused look on your face is simply adorable!”
“No need to be confused, however. It’s simply a carbonated drink. According to my lovely followers, it’s called soda.”
Huh
Kidney seller gets a bit mad
Well that soda is a fraud!
It didn't even go to university!
Though I'm asking, can those "wisteria" flowers be brewed into a tea? I quite like my tea actually.
“I believe so! But I’ve also heard only the petals are edible, so…try not to let any other part near your mouth.”
Well, I do have a constant poison resistance on, because I get really dizzy and my throat kinda hurts. so that wouldn't be a big deal.
Anyways, that sounds like some good items. I'll give you something or two for that
“Good, good! What will you offer?”
He eyes the list before looking back at you
Read the list again if you want to know
“Well, I was asking what from the list you would offer, but oh well. Anyways~!”
“I’m specifically interested in the soul of his majesty you got there…is wisteria a good price for that?”
Oh god, what hell is this 'religion'
Oh absolutely not, buttttt, I don't know what to ask for.
I mean, I heard of things called "coconuts" and "pineapples" and some other fruits I found out by sheer luck. So thats a good deal probably
“Mmm, I suppose that’s fair. Not a lot of fruits grow around these parts too…I do have many mouths to feed!”
...What? What did you say?
“Don’t worry your little head about it~!”
“C’mon now, is this trade happening or not?”
I thought male creatures can't have babies
Fine, take your soul
He takes the 1x1x1x1 soul and waits for his flowers and stuff
By timings sake, what the fuck is that outfit. You look even more ridiculous then the godem of Chaos
Do you have kidneys you can give me? You seem like the person to have them
@ks-anon (kidney seller anon)
“I don’t have any organs, unlike you mortals. I’m a glitch!”
“Wait what was that last part”
Oh. Well do you want to trade? I can trade!
“A trade? Hmmm, depends. What do you have to offer?”
Well, I'm glad to ask
He pulls a list from his bag of holding (this)
💬 0 🔁 4 ❤️ 6 · Current random shit I have · A few feathers from an angel Code Some vases Couch 1x1x1x1's soul (or atleast, a younger v
Now, what do you have?
“Huh…how very intriguing! You must be quite the collector! Is that 1x1x1x1’s soul I see?”
“Now, what do I have to offer? Good question…”
He thinks for a bit, playfully tapping his chin.
“Well, I’ve got a can of Dr. Pepper, a bouquet of wisteria flowers, and some ribbons with bells. The puppy I was given is not for trading, so don’t ask.”
...
Is it stupid of me if I ask "what is a Dr pepper"
Because I am
And also why does this pepper go to university
He chuckles at his obliviousness
“Oh, that confused look on your face is simply adorable!”
“No need to be confused, however. It’s simply a carbonated drink. According to my lovely followers, it’s called soda.”
Huh
Kidney seller gets a bit mad
Well that soda is a fraud!
It didn't even go to university!
Though I'm asking, can those "wisteria" flowers be brewed into a tea? I quite like my tea actually.
“I believe so! But I’ve also heard only the petals are edible, so…try not to let any other part near your mouth.”
Well, I do have a constant poison resistance on, because I get really dizzy and my throat kinda hurts. so that wouldn't be a big deal.
Anyways, that sounds like some good items. I'll give you something or two for that
“Good, good! What will you offer?”
He eyes the list before looking back at you
Read the list again if you want to know
“Well, I was asking what from the list you would offer, but oh well. Anyways~!”
“I’m specifically interested in the soul of his majesty you got there…is wisteria a good price for that?”
Oh god, what hell is this 'religion'
Oh absolutely not, buttttt, I don't know what to ask for.
I mean, I heard of things called "coconuts" and "pineapples" and some other fruits I found out by sheer luck. So thats a good deal probably
“Mmm, I suppose that’s fair. Not a lot of fruits grow around these parts too…I do have many mouths to feed!”
...What? What did you say?
I mean i don't personally enjoy the flavour but most people ive met like them. I like the colour blue tho!
...
Hm
Facinating
Thank you!
*nabs the pen and pulls out a basket of blueberries from behind her*
Your blueberries!
He takes them
Wow! They're really small.
You guys actually like this?
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Helloooooo could I pretty pretty please trade that fabulous pen of yours in exchange for a basket of blueberries?
Sure! Sounds facinating
He gives you the fabulous pen
Now give me my blue berries
By timings sake, what the fuck is that outfit. You look even more ridiculous then the godem of Chaos
Do you have kidneys you can give me? You seem like the person to have them
@ks-anon (kidney seller anon)
“I don’t have any organs, unlike you mortals. I’m a glitch!”
“Wait what was that last part”
Oh. Well do you want to trade? I can trade!
“A trade? Hmmm, depends. What do you have to offer?”
Well, I'm glad to ask
He pulls a list from his bag of holding (this)
💬 0 🔁 4 ❤️ 6 · Current random shit I have · A few feathers from an angel Code Some vases Couch 1x1x1x1's soul (or atleast, a younger v
Now, what do you have?
“Huh…how very intriguing! You must be quite the collector! Is that 1x1x1x1’s soul I see?”
“Now, what do I have to offer? Good question…”
He thinks for a bit, playfully tapping his chin.
“Well, I’ve got a can of Dr. Pepper, a bouquet of wisteria flowers, and some ribbons with bells. The puppy I was given is not for trading, so don’t ask.”
...
Is it stupid of me if I ask "what is a Dr pepper"
Because I am
And also why does this pepper go to university
He chuckles at his obliviousness
“Oh, that confused look on your face is simply adorable!”
“No need to be confused, however. It’s simply a carbonated drink. According to my lovely followers, it’s called soda.”
Huh
Kidney seller gets a bit mad
Well that soda is a fraud!
It didn't even go to university!
Though I'm asking, can those "wisteria" flowers be brewed into a tea? I quite like my tea actually.
“I believe so! But I’ve also heard only the petals are edible, so…try not to let any other part near your mouth.”
Well, I do have a constant poison resistance on, because I get really dizzy and my throat kinda hurts. so that wouldn't be a big deal.
Anyways, that sounds like some good items. I'll give you something or two for that
“Good, good! What will you offer?”
He eyes the list before looking back at you
Read the list again if you want to know
“Well, I was asking what from the list you would offer, but oh well. Anyways~!”
“I’m specifically interested in the soul of his majesty you got there…is wisteria a good price for that?”
Oh god, what hell is this 'religion'
Oh absolutely not, buttttt, I don't know what to ask for.
I mean, I heard of things called "coconuts" and "pineapples" and some other fruits I found out by sheer luck. So thats a good deal probably
By timings sake, what the fuck is that outfit. You look even more ridiculous then the godem of Chaos
Do you have kidneys you can give me? You seem like the person to have them
@ks-anon (kidney seller anon)
“I don’t have any organs, unlike you mortals. I’m a glitch!”
“Wait what was that last part”
Oh. Well do you want to trade? I can trade!
“A trade? Hmmm, depends. What do you have to offer?”
Well, I'm glad to ask
He pulls a list from his bag of holding (this)
💬 0 🔁 4 ❤️ 6 · Current random shit I have · A few feathers from an angel Code Some vases Couch 1x1x1x1's soul (or atleast, a younger v
Now, what do you have?
“Huh…how very intriguing! You must be quite the collector! Is that 1x1x1x1’s soul I see?”
“Now, what do I have to offer? Good question…”
He thinks for a bit, playfully tapping his chin.
“Well, I’ve got a can of Dr. Pepper, a bouquet of wisteria flowers, and some ribbons with bells. The puppy I was given is not for trading, so don’t ask.”
...
Is it stupid of me if I ask "what is a Dr pepper"
Because I am
And also why does this pepper go to university
He chuckles at his obliviousness
“Oh, that confused look on your face is simply adorable!”
“No need to be confused, however. It’s simply a carbonated drink. According to my lovely followers, it’s called soda.”
Huh
Kidney seller gets a bit mad
Well that soda is a fraud!
It didn't even go to university!
Though I'm asking, can those "wisteria" flowers be brewed into a tea? I quite like my tea actually.
“I believe so! But I’ve also heard only the petals are edible, so…try not to let any other part near your mouth.”
Well, I do have a constant poison resistance on, because I get really dizzy and my throat kinda hurts. so that wouldn't be a big deal.
Anyways, that sounds like some good items. I'll give you something or two for that
“Good, good! What will you offer?”
He eyes the list before looking back at you
Read the list again if you want to know
By timings sake, what the fuck is that outfit. You look even more ridiculous then the godem of Chaos
Do you have kidneys you can give me? You seem like the person to have them
@ks-anon (kidney seller anon)
“I don’t have any organs, unlike you mortals. I’m a glitch!”
“Wait what was that last part”
Oh. Well do you want to trade? I can trade!
“A trade? Hmmm, depends. What do you have to offer?”
Well, I'm glad to ask
He pulls a list from his bag of holding (this)
💬 0 🔁 4 ❤️ 6 · Current random shit I have · A few feathers from an angel Code Some vases Couch 1x1x1x1's soul (or atleast, a younger v
Now, what do you have?
“Huh…how very intriguing! You must be quite the collector! Is that 1x1x1x1’s soul I see?”
“Now, what do I have to offer? Good question…”
He thinks for a bit, playfully tapping his chin.
“Well, I’ve got a can of Dr. Pepper, a bouquet of wisteria flowers, and some ribbons with bells. The puppy I was given is not for trading, so don’t ask.”
...
Is it stupid of me if I ask "what is a Dr pepper"
Because I am
And also why does this pepper go to university
He chuckles at his obliviousness
“Oh, that confused look on your face is simply adorable!”
“No need to be confused, however. It’s simply a carbonated drink. According to my lovely followers, it’s called soda.”
Huh
Kidney seller gets a bit mad
Well that soda is a fraud!
It didn't even go to university!
Though I'm asking, can those "wisteria" flowers be brewed into a tea? I quite like my tea actually.
“I believe so! But I’ve also heard only the petals are edible, so…try not to let any other part near your mouth.”
Well, I do have a constant poison resistance on, because I get really dizzy and my throat kinda hurts. so that wouldn't be a big deal.
Anyways, that sounds like some good items. I'll give you something or two for that
By timings sake, what the fuck is that outfit. You look even more ridiculous then the godem of Chaos
Do you have kidneys you can give me? You seem like the person to have them
@ks-anon (kidney seller anon)
“I don’t have any organs, unlike you mortals. I’m a glitch!”
“Wait what was that last part”
Oh. Well do you want to trade? I can trade!
“A trade? Hmmm, depends. What do you have to offer?”
Well, I'm glad to ask
He pulls a list from his bag of holding (this)
💬 0 🔁 4 ❤️ 6 · Current random shit I have · A few feathers from an angel Code Some vases Couch 1x1x1x1's soul (or atleast, a younger v
Now, what do you have?
“Huh…how very intriguing! You must be quite the collector! Is that 1x1x1x1’s soul I see?”
“Now, what do I have to offer? Good question…”
He thinks for a bit, playfully tapping his chin.
“Well, I’ve got a can of Dr. Pepper, a bouquet of wisteria flowers, and some ribbons with bells. The puppy I was given is not for trading, so don’t ask.”
...
Is it stupid of me if I ask "what is a Dr pepper"
Because I am
And also why does this pepper go to university
He chuckles at his obliviousness
“Oh, that confused look on your face is simply adorable!”
“No need to be confused, however. It’s simply a carbonated drink. According to my lovely followers, it’s called soda.”
Huh
Kidney seller gets a bit mad
Well that soda is a fraud!
It didn't even go to university!
Though I'm asking, can those "wisteria" flowers be brewed into a tea? I quite like my tea actually.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
By timings sake, what the fuck is that outfit. You look even more ridiculous then the godem of Chaos
Do you have kidneys you can give me? You seem like the person to have them
@ks-anon (kidney seller anon)
“I don’t have any organs, unlike you mortals. I’m a glitch!”
“Wait what was that last part”
Oh. Well do you want to trade? I can trade!
“A trade? Hmmm, depends. What do you have to offer?”
Well, I'm glad to ask
He pulls a list from his bag of holding (this)
💬 0 🔁 4 ❤️ 6 · Current random shit I have · A few feathers from an angel Code Some vases Couch 1x1x1x1's soul (or atleast, a younger v
Now, what do you have?
“Huh…how very intriguing! You must be quite the collector! Is that 1x1x1x1’s soul I see?”
“Now, what do I have to offer? Good question…”
He thinks for a bit, playfully tapping his chin.
“Well, I’ve got a can of Dr. Pepper, a bouquet of wisteria flowers, and some ribbons with bells. The puppy I was given is not for trading, so don’t ask.”
...
Is it stupid of me if I ask "what is a Dr pepper"
Because I am
And also why does this pepper go to university
By timings sake, what the fuck is that outfit. You look even more ridiculous then the godem of Chaos
Do you have kidneys you can give me? You seem like the person to have them
@ks-anon (kidney seller anon)
“I don’t have any organs, unlike you mortals. I’m a glitch!”
“Wait what was that last part”
Oh. Well do you want to trade? I can trade!
“A trade? Hmmm, depends. What do you have to offer?”
Well, I'm glad to ask
He pulls a list from his bag of holding (this)
💬 0 🔁 4 ❤️ 6 · Current random shit I have · A few feathers from an angel Code Some vases Couch 1x1x1x1's soul (or atleast, a younger v
Now, what do you have?
