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My dog watching me sobbing on my bed

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ampervadasz

Unmute !

i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de

This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean

yo-daddys-my-bitch

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

hermes-is-my-homeboy

10 of Pentz came thruuu

violaslayvis

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

borkdork

I could seriously use this money right now….

ashashi-corner

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

hermes-is-my-homeboy

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

hermes-is-my-homeboy

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

virgocity

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

penprp

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

bobemmadraws

reblogging for the fun vibes lol

aforest2006remaster

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

aforest2006remaster

you know… these guys

fanotastic

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

citrineghost

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

lonevarg

@fanotastic more worms

fanotastic

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

fanotastic

Fuck you guys.

fanotastic

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

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shaniae

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

trainhardrunfast

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

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siriuslydoubtful-deactivated202

I love when I’m about to clock out and a coworker says “you’re leaving me?” like first of all it’s so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress that our work environment causes. Second of all yes bitch I’m OUT I’m gonna go play some viddy games suck it

wrnbrn

ddemonboy

cloudruler-old

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

3minutesofplaytime

How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don’t open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can’t hypnotize you

i-am-a-fish

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

darknesshaspurplehair

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

thuriweaver

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

ren-allen

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

em3rgence-st

Some big spicy joy pls

felixluvsketchup-deactivated202

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

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the-memedaddy

meirl

afairfight

The contrast between Tan’s mantra and the rest of the Fab 5’s mantras is sending me.

rainbowrowell

Everyone else: 💖👍🏼🌈🙏🏼

Tan: You could try trying.

catchymemes

getshrektboi

waterloo is stuck in my head again and honestly I couldn’t escape if I wanted to

that-borderline-autistic

loving-not-heyting

This is, without exaggeration, probably the best dating advice I have ever seen.

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evilkaito

i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.

it effects everything.

being trans is easier when youre white.

being gay is easier when youre white.

being disabled is easier when youre white.

being a woman is easier when youre white.

being autistic is easier when youre white.

oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.

you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.

never forget this.

larainbowmisfiiit-deactivated20

Imma judge any white person who likes this but doesn’t reblog

effloresensess

I also wanna add, as a white person:

White people reading this, you’re gonna feel at first indignant or ‘that’s not true’ about this, or maybe guilty, but this is the truth. You cannot control being white or having white privilege. While your trauma and struggles and oppression are harmful, painful, and damaging, you do not have the extra layer of oppression that not being of European origin gives you and you do have these privileges.

Take that moment to feel the guilt and indignity and then set it aside. They aren’t helpful or useful, not for yourself, and not for anyone else. It’s a painful truth, but it’s one you cannot afford to ignore if you want to be an ally to others in your community.

Use that privilege you have to lift up other voices, to protect others, and to protect yourself. Speak out and bring others up with you. Privilege is power, so use it for good and for equity. Listen to others experiences, especially people of different backgrounds and identities.