lord i’m getting old my ass out here getting excited for my grocery order to show up more than the night out at the bar my friends and i have planned

yall at the club drinkin im there doing calf raises in the bathroom we not the same

i’ve thought about writing my suicide note a lot of times but something about today just really made me hate whatever it is i consider life. this is a note i’m writing as a survivor as i tried to drown myself today for the second time. i’ll be checking into a mental facility again but i promise all of you it gets better. the life we’re given is beautiful and we should all enjoy it. the downsides may seem overwhelming but it gets better. If anyone at all that follows me seee this and needs to talk please reach out. life is a precious thing that should never be wasted and as much as things may suck the only way to go from the bottom is up

im so fucking hot oh my god fuck all yall

went to an after hours bar and i’m convinced every msn ever is gay cause there’s so many dudes in here who i know say they’re straight that are making out with men

being the only black person in a room of white people playing a jack box game is the hardest thing i’ve ever had to do these people are so unfunny oh my god

lol just walked in on my girl in bed with her ex gonna fucking burn her house down :)))))))

gonna start talking about my friend groups like i’m an anime power scaler and theyre all different shows it’ll be shit like “nah joes bottom of the verse he had no speed feats” and that’s just me saying he doesn’t have a car

dollar margaritas at applebees will be the downfall of this nation and i will be at the forefront of it like washington crossing the delaware

i made the hard decision of quitting my family restaurant today. i have a new job lined up that pays 90k a year but telling my dad i can only help by being an owner from now on was very hard. i know i have a small following but this is the only place i could announce it because i’m very happy with myself for doing something i wouldn’t normally do

south park teaching me about why i easily get addicted to things was not on my bingo card for this year

gonna become the first black hibachi chef but i’m gonna be so fuckin bad at it

back on my hoe shit who wants to get std tested with me