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what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

they don't sub in a replacement contestant for the studio shows so one of the chairs is just empty and sometimes when contestants are arguing their case on something they're like 'I think if Christine was still with us she'd take my side' and Greg would be like 'for fuck's sake stop bringing up Christine'

also everyone (Greg included) would dunk on Alex for 'killing Christine' with the task and Alex would keep nervously laughing it off and be like 'legally speaking we weren't responsible for what happened to Christine'

the interstitials for the season occasionally feature randomly inserted shots of Christine's lifeless body lying on the ground

obviously it would already have been announced that Christine died filming Taskmaster but during the show they wouldn't say which task it happened in so every time there's a Christine segment it'd be like is this the one where she died 🤔 let's watch and find out

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our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

the power of hitting 'end task' on a glitchy program in task manager is intoxicating. i feel like an assassin. i feel like a tyrant. you don't want to work properly? begone. off with your head. i need to kill my apps with a guillotine

happy pride to whatever the hell mash had going on in the 70s

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

major drawback of fandom ship name creation style is that i thought tuvix was not an episode of voyager but, in fact, the ship name for tuvok and neelix. this lead to me watching several seasons trying to see what people saw in the two. i now know better but physically cannot get the image out of my mind. this is a couple on the verge of divorce. its so funny to watch. just saw an episode where neelix shouted at him "you don't have feelings for me... you have feelings AGAINST me." and then a few minutes later, "you know what's surprising? i really like him. i just wish he liked me back" they NEED couples counseling and probably also a divorce. i just don't think either believes in divorce. every week neelix says "you aren't the man i fell in love with" and tuvok replies "likewise" or some shit. they live in misery and do NOT want help. anyways highly recommend viewing the show like this but also i wish i could go back and be free.

the metros hate shane sure but more crucially after hollanov comes out and people realize that ilya left boston for ottawa because of True Love, every living person in boston massachusetts will come together to establish a city-wide militia for the sole purpose of hunting ilya rozanov down. he ruined their cup chances for the next decade for a BOYFRIEND? the mayor of boston is going to put a price on his head. they’re going to be pasting wanted dead or alive posters around the t. montreal doesn’t have it in them but boston does. on any given day your average bostonian is only 1 missed dunkaccino away from rending a normal innocent man limb from limb. they will be tying ilya’s corpse to the back of a peter pan bus and driving it in circles outside the city walls. at least until the bus breaks down.

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10

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