DorothyOz's Crazy Journal

Hammond, on the phone with the Pentagon, looks at him, eyes wide open, silent.

"Sir," Jack says, saluting him.

Hammond hangs up and asks for an explanation. Jack gives him and asks for clothes.

"Fine, colonel. I'll bring you that. Stay here."

"Didn't plan to move, sir."

Hammond, smiling, leaves his office and goes to the changing rooms. Jack is waiting for him when Sam shows up.

"Sir, you asked for... ?!?"

She discovers Jack naked, they both look at each other for way too long and she closes the door, shocked. Then, Hammond reappears.

"Major, I hope you haven't open that door."

"..."

"Seeing your face, I guess you had."

"What...?" she says pointing at the door.

"The Asgards called him when he was showering."

"Ah."

She smiles, trying not to laugh.

"I'll give this to him and will get back to you later."

"Aye, sir."

Hammond goes back into his office.

"You could have told me that she was going to come, sir!"

"To be honest, your... arrival made me forget that I called her. At least, it reassures me on one point."

"... What?"

At the same time, Sam walks to the infirmary where Janet is.

"Are you okay, major?"

"General Hammond asked me to come into his office."

"Something's wrong?"

"And I found myself facing Colonel O'Neill. Naked."

"... Let me guess. The Asgards call him when he was showering."

"Yes."

"I always thought something like this would happen one day."

Later, the team is doing a briefing with Jack, dressed up, and Hammond. Daniel and Teal'c are oblivious of what happened earlier and don't understand why both Hammond and Sam are smiling like idiots.

"Please, stop smiling, major. There's nothing funny in what I'm going to tell you," grumbles Jack.

"Excuse me, Jack" interrupts Daniel "But, weren't you supposed to be on a day off?"

"I was, yes."

"What are you doing here then? And why are you wearing your desert outfit?"

"That was the only uniform available in his locker," answers Hammond, still smiling.

"..." Daniel and Teal'c do.

"All the others are at the laundry," explains Jack, grumpy. "Can we, please, be serious for one second?"

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