Michael

Ok so Daniel is supposed to be smart with languages and patterns and stuff so you'd think he could pick up a language. He was stuck there for a year. He's like an archeologist and a linguist and he couldn't learn the local language? He addresses his baby momma in english in sg1 pilot and also when Jack arrives back on that planet, he says one word in the local language and then speaks to the locals in english? And they appear to have a pretty good grasp of english in general.

Ok when they do the dramatic "Worm is infesting new host" all slow and dramatic on the naked womans belly, and then they turn her over.. and then the Goauld or whatever slides across her hips, it definitely implies its gonna go up her butt at first.

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

If you're looking for a sign to be sluttier this is it.