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I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

"none of these words are in the bible" you don't know that. we don't know for sure what every hapax legomenon strictly translates to. maybe "קִפוֹז" means "klance foot kink pwp." you don't know that.

"none of these words are in the bible" true statement actually bc the bible wasn't written in English

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

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Part of the Monmon cats series by Kazuaki Kitamura, also known as Horitomo

i know this has been said plenty of times before but i love when people are like “film snobs will seriously make fun of you because you’d rather watch Captain America than, i dunno, *proceeds to make up a movie that sounds fucking awesome and reveals that they just completely lack curiosity about the world around them*”

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

"drug tests are good and keep people from coming to work impaired" is right up there with "cops catch bad guys"

literally knew people who's bosses would leverage threats of drug tests to get them to do very dangerous work without proper safety gear, knowing that they'd fail any drug tests because they give them shift schedules that would be unsustainable without stimulants

Somewhat related: Did you know that fentanyl can’t be absorbed through your skin like the old wive’s tale of it being absorbed through a cop’s leather glove? What most likely happened is some dumb cop took drugs he took off a dealer and snorted turbo heroin that hadn’t been diluted to a safe dosage yet, and instantly overdosed like that scene in Pulp Fiction. A year or two ago the local county Medical Director got in a public pissing match with a Chief of Police for pointing that out when another dumb cop passed out during a drug bust.