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reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^
oh dear
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we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight
ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image
MIDNIGHT MASS (2021) dir. Mike Flanagan
"Are you wearing it?"
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ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND (2004) dir. Michel Gondry
10 years since lexa died 10 years since alex danvers coming out 10 years since san junipero
“One day at a time.”
this is literally how i dance
This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick
she did that
If I don’t reblog this Puerto Rican ass mouse assume that I’m dead.
If I don’t reblog
this Puerto Rican ass mouse
assume that I’m dead.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
CHAPPELL ROAN wearing custom Mugler, at the 68th Grammy Awards
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I'm begging you to turn the sound on
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
✨️GOLDEN.......✨️
Mouse 🐁
Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.
usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed
tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.
with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best
I've got to find myself more macrophage
Now Hiring: macrophages
Fake job listings out of control.
"my name is pattie gonia and i'm backpacking 100 miles in drag to try to raise $1,000,000 for 8 outdoor nonprofits. here goes nothing."
Post by @ pattiegonia.
Fundraiser link.
They did it!!
"There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death. Conjuring spirits from the past and the future." SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
According to costume designer, Ruth E Carter, the assorted ancestors and descendants present are linked/related/assigned to various actors/characters with in the scene, most obviously with the Chows.
The elderly man with the kora and the copyright friendly Bootsy Collins are both related to Sammy (gifs 1+2) and Pearline's ancestor is the Zulu dancer who can be seen to her right in gif 3.
TJ MIKELOGAN'S HALLOWEEN HORROR 2025 EVENT DAY 20: Quotes The Haunting of Bly Manor
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Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.
I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.
What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?
I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’
But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]
[camera zooms in on glasses]
[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”
This should win an Oscar
