a cat wrote this

Cat not available then go look at a photo of them you know you have many

Don't have a cat in your life well pet a dog or bunny if you must

Don't have those well pet a lizard or fish I guess

If you don't have those either? Well... Um give yourself or another human pets? Pets are very nice to get

(Note punctuation matters)

Hiss. (short and to the point)

Hiss! (Usually ment for moments of shock)

Hiiiiissssss. (Back off)

Hiiiiiissssssss!!! (Your in for it now)

Gerrrrrrrrrr. (this is serious)

Gerrrrr!!! (Hands will be thrown)

Gryowle! (thems fighting words)

Yowle. (Hey listen)

Yowle!!! (Get over here)

Screeech!!! (Fear or pain)

Screeech. (Get off my lawn)

I see,

No one wants beans that smell of litter

You should never ignore it,

Alright I am ready, the blanket will be no match for me-

See I can get my arm through the tube and pull it out of its plastic prison, now you won't be stuck in the bathroom were predictors can ambush you

Once while exploring the forbidden room while the spare human was in the deep freeze box, I happened apon a new sort of box, it was silver and mesh like, similar to the boxes they kept me at the rescue before mother found me, but there was a difference.

While investigating this box there was a loud snap and suddenly the entrance was gone, the spare human had left the room by this point and the other cats had fallowed hoping for treats, so I was left to call for help

Luckily they had not go to far and the spare human heard my cries for help and eventually got me out of the strange snapping box

Their allergic?

To cats?!?!

* the Human speaks*

Older cats just like older humans can go snap crack pop, they can also get stiff.