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is it really ok to punch a nazi?
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I just got a car and started driving again so I was thinking about some safety things for D/deaf/HoH drivers. One huge concern is the possibility of being pulled over and encountering the police.
I have a magnet similar to this on my car in case of that situation
I also keep a notepad and pen in my glove box with my insurance card and registration. I keep everything is in one place so I wonât have to reach around and look like iâm searching for âsomethingâ
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I also found this article with more informationâ
https://www.aarp.org/health/conditions-treatments/info-2016/deaf-driver-safety-police-kb.html
Drivers with hearing loss should be extra cautious when pulled over by the police, as a recent tragedy in North Carolina reminds us. We have
Too many deaf folks have been killed by police, already. Stay safe!
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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience itÂ
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voiceâ˘ď¸ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50âs. The analogy itself.
Itâs all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winningâ˘ď¸
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Hereâs the âhorse loose in a hospitalâ bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

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Goat gives it all itâs got
goat: mwaahh
dude: aww, thatâs so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!
goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
dude: yeaaah
I am fucking dying
having a non-white name
White person: Hey....... S-S-SoongWoon....?
SungWon: It-itâs SungWon.
White person: SangWing.
SungWon: SungWon. No G at the end. ..Or any of those other sounds.
White person: SingWan?
SungWon: SungWon.
White person: SoongWoo!
SungWon: SungWon.
White person: SoongWun!
SungWon: SungWon
White person: SongWong!
SungWon: SungWon.
White person: [long pause] Do you have an English name?
SungWon: Bitch! Okay, itâs like the two English words. [as if talking to a child] I sing, I sang, I have....?
White person: Sung...
SungWon: And then, the past tense of win is...?
White person: Won.
SungWon: Good! So combine them together you get..?
White person: SugeWin?!
SungWon: What is wrong with you??
My favorite Shakespearean soliloquyÂ
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Tiffany: âThese little boys play with you [dramatic pause] and donât deliver. Obviously. [clears throat] I gave all the signs, all the hints. I have to keep my⌠woman-ness. Itâs a little boy that ainât a man, cuz a man woulda jumped all over this. And had it. Left, right, sideways, and from BUH-hind.â
anxiety when the radio DJ talks too close to the song
âAm I the only one that gets a rush of adrenaline when the radio DJ cuts his dismount a little too close to the songs beginning? [audience laughs]
âyouâre listening to 94.1 the Patch FM. Iâm Mike Sackler, ladies and weâre having the smoothest time here today. Let me just say real quick, I love my job. Let me say that one more time. I love my job.â
Then in the background you hear [hums beginning melody to fast car by Tracey Chapman] ...YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE, MIKE! [audience laughs] TRACEY CHAPMANâS NIPPIN AT YOUR HEELS, BUDDY! [more laughter]
âWeâll be here all afternoon, here by the pool, Iâm here with my son Yacob, weâre raising him bi. My wifeâs here, sheâs also named Yacob. [scattered laughter] Iâve been going to a lot of health food stores, you know where everyoneâs bald but like, mindfully bald...â [continues melody]Â
THAT IS THE FINAL ACOUSTIC WARNING SHOT THAT THE U.S.S. CHAPMAN IS GONNA FIRE, MIKE!
âAnd every time you need me Iâll be right here on 94.7 the Patch, hereâs Tracy Chapmanâ [singing] âYou got a fast carâ
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHIT, MIKE! [audience laughs hysterically] You crazy son of a bitch!â

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Merry Crisis
*voices in unison to the tune of O Christmas Tree/O Tannenbaum*
Oh ChrisChris Tree, Oh ChrisChris Tree, How lovely are your faces!
*with declining control and barely-suppressed laughter*
Covered in celebrities, Mostly actors and one former governor of New Jersey!
thisâŚthis is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk
ok even though i donât know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently
âAs someone who has been in musical theatre since I was like, eight fucking years old, I can go ahead and tell you, that Troy and Gabriela can go to fucking hell with their acoustic ass bullshit versionsâŚÂ because! Sharpay and Ryan deserved those parts.
They tried, they sang, they danced! Troy and Gabriela can rot!âÂ
[hysterical laughter off camera]
why would they ever delete this scene
Leslie: I am sneaking broccoli into the mac and cheese so the children donât know that theyâre eating vegetables. Thatâs what parenting is all about. Helping your children. Through lies.Â
Ben: Well, not just your children.Â
Leslie: ..Hm?
Ben: Iâve been sneaking vegetables into your waffles for years now. Since way before we were married.
Leslie: [dramatic pause] What??
Ben:Â Havenât you ever wondered why your syrup had seeds in it?Â
Leslie: You said they were maple seeds.
Ben: Yeah! ...Thereâs no such thing!
Leslie: [dramatic pause] I have literally never been angrier at anyone in my life! Walk away, Wyatt!Â
Ben: [stutters]
Leslie: Walk away! Children attack your father!Â
Ben: [playfully dramatic] No! Noooooo!!
[children laugh excitedly]Â
âLEARN. TO SEASON. CHICKEN. Learn to season meat PROPER! Eh, [?] the giraffe is loose!Â
I went to a restaurant yesterday, on the menu I saw âchicken a la something.â If you put âa la somethingâ after the word chicken, you are telling me that means the chicken tastes like something!
When the woman put the chicken in front of me, I bite it, and I ask the lady, âwhy is the chef seasoning peopleâs chicken with amnesia? Eh?âÂ
Next time, take a paper and draw a chicken on it, eh? Because that is what this taste like. Even an envelope has flavor! Come on!Â
Two days ago, I had a stake. And when I taste it, I call the man back and say âExcuse me, when I ordered a stake I didnât mean the one you use to stab a vampire!â
There is no reason your meat should taste like an apology. Eh? Culinary hyena. Youâre wondering why your child is always asking to eat dinner at his friends house, even when his friend is not home. Jesus!â
An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India

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âIâve officially reached my breaking point with this, because I canât even begin to express to you how many times weekly I legitimately almost plummet to my death. Because my lane is ending, and itâs time for me to merge over into another lane, and fucking Regina, in her charcoal grey Honda CRV doesnât wanna fucking let me merge over.Â
First of all Regina, this isnât a race. This isnât a competition. Weâre literally driving 45 miles an hour on I-240, and youâre concerned about me getting in front of you? Itâs because my lane is ending, Regina. Itâs because I donât have anywhere else to go. Where would you suggest I drive? Off this cliff? Which is whatâs going to happen if I donât merge over into your lane?Â
Let me merge Regina! Itâs not that hard! Just let me merge!âÂ
Feinstein: Youâre a big, powerful man. Why didnât you [gestures pushing motion]?
Crews: Senator, as a black man in America [sigh]âŚ
Feinstein: Say it as it is. I think itâs important.
Crews: âŚyou only have a few shots at success. You only have a few chances to make yourself a viable member of the community. Iâm from Flint, Michigan. I have seen many many young black men who were provoked into violence, and they were imprisoned, or they were killed, and theyâre not here. My wife for years prepared me. She said, âIf you ever get goaded, if you ever get prodded, if you ever have anyone try to push you into any kind of situation, donât do it. Donât be violent.â And she trained me. Iâll be honest with you it was the strength of my wife who trained me and told me, âIf this situation happens, letâs leave.â And the training worked because I did not go into my first reaction, I grabbed her hand, we left, but the next day I went right to the agency. I have texts, I have phone conversations, and I said, âThis is unacceptable!â And I told them how -you know- I almost got violent, but I didnât. And I said, âWhat are you going to do about this predator that you have roaming your hallways?â And -you know- I was told, âWe are going to do everything in our power. We are going to handle this Terry. Youâre right. It is unacceptable.â And then they disappeared. Nothing happened.
Look at the faces of the black men behind him it says it all.
This is real fucking infuriating. This shit isnât funny. Fuck them and anyone who makes fun of Terry Crews speaking out and taking a stand.