mea maxima culpa

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last

hello everyone just a friendly reminder your tithes to the great serpent are coming due and you owe a loooooooot of backtax okay?

march 4th? unto where?

sci fi is when it's called a "mission" and fantasy is when it's called a "quest"

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

When you’re writing science fiction, THE most important thing to ask yourself isn’t how soft or hard you want the science to be, but to ask yourself “who would Shohreh Aghdashloo play in this story” and if you do not have an answer, re-evaluate

I've poisoned⁶ this post so it's⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time, and⁶ I also turned on⁶ damage numbers.¹⁴ Ooh, that one was⁶ a critical!