ducking stool! bronze'd bull!

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom

im the angel on your shoulder and I'm telling you to KEEP JERKING OFF AND SLEEPING AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!

hi i think youre scary wanna kiss

you have been poisonononed. poison

​@eveligne

forcefemming a pathetic girl who won’t do it herself, not as a sex thing but because it’s so fucking annoying to watch someone make herself miserable

hello everyone just a friendly reminder your tithes to the great serpent are coming due and you owe a loooooooot of backtax okay?

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