ducking stool! bronze'd bull!

​@eveligne

forcefemming a pathetic girl who won’t do it herself, not as a sex thing but because it’s so fucking annoying to watch someone make herself miserable

hello everyone just a friendly reminder your tithes to the great serpent are coming due and you owe a loooooooot of backtax okay?

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

sometimes she is a big titted lamia and sometimes she is a literal hognose and you have to love both. there's just no other option

do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈