Unbetitelt

@beeeaaannnsss nodding solemnly. Should twinks be allowed in metal.

crazy how naruto has a son with his own spin-off but it had zero cultural impact

it would have been different if he and sasuke had had a baby

Wat about the impact of me going 'borutos dad has his own anime??' everytime my weeb friends talk about naruto? Huh? What about that impact? @thehoneybunny1 @beeeaaannnsss

Well that was just a short lived impact

@beeeaaannnsss look at this! So cute!

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

@beeeaaannnsss everytime xD

If the car you're sitting in doesn't almost roll over you are doing it wrong

Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.

TOLKIEN IS A SNAKE. HES MY SNAKE. MY PET SNAKE. AUTHOR JOLKIEN ROLKIEN ROLKIEN TOLKIEN IS NOT BIRTHING AN EGG

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

I love rat snakes they’re so cute and cuddly. Unfortunately, they want to get in your house and cuddle.

They love to live on your porch and deal with pests and be really chill and then sneak in when you least expect it. They’re trying so hard to be domesticated. Sorry bud, you’re so shiny and dark and beautiful but you’re an outside friend.

very compelling argument

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I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

This goes here. 

@beeeaaannnsss youre welcome

Thank (fuck) you

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general