joyous heathen

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

mind you before sinners we didn’t have definitive proof that it was possible to successfully make a movie in 2025

I like to think this is the story of him breaking out of prison and then going on an extended spree of mischief

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

i need to stop sending people out for a smoke in fics, it's getting to be like when everyone in doctor who fic had a cup of tea so they had something to do with their hands.

All dogs go to heaven. That's why, right before I die, I'm going to graft a bunch of dogs to my body

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

Scorched Earth Orthodontics

"No Return" Dentistry and Cleaning

E-cigarettes are just things that aerosolize liquids, so technically a vampire can totally vape blood if they want to

I'm waiting for this to become canon, come onnnnn please do it for me 🙏 🙏 🙏

Let me on Rogan. I’d be on there saying stuff like “no that’s dumb”

blogging with my nuts out

i believe that Ruby Pike would come up with The Fruity Pebbles Castle of Torment: A Scary Castle With 100 Rats

Waking up in the middle of a colonoscopy to discover that the gastroenterologist is industriously constructing a model ship inside of my large intestine

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You