got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

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Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor
Misplaced Lens Cap

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Love Begins

#extradirty

Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art

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One Nice Bug Per Day

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Xuebing Du

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got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

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magician bombing on stage after pulling a big wet shit out his hat meanwhile a guy who left mid-act is in the bathroom screaming because he just crapped one whole rabbit
dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
#lost in a fugue of penis delerium
reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go
I miss the world before AI image generation
Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes
Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye
Fourthly, I miss when I throw so watch out
Five, nothing wrong with me
Six geese-a-laying
Seven (often stylized as Se7en) is a 1995 American crime thriller film directed by David Fincher and written by Andrew Kevin Walker. It stars Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman, with Gwyneth Paltrow and John C. McGinley in supporting roles. Set in an unnamed, crime-ridden city, Seven's narrative follows disenchanted, nearly retired Detective Lieutenant William Somerset (Freeman) and his newly transferred partner David Mills (Pitt) as they try to stop a serial killer from committing a series of murders based on the seven deadly sins.
Walker, an aspiring writer, based Seven on his experiences of moving from a suburban setting to New York City during a period of rising crime and drug addiction in the late 1980s. An Italian film company optioned his script, but following financial difficulties, the rights were sold to New Line Cinema. Studio executives were opposed to the script's bleak conclusion, insisting on a more mainstream and optimistic outcome. Fincher, determined to re-establish himself after a career setback with his directorial debut Alien 3 (1992), was mistakenly sent Walker's original script and, convinced of its merit, committed to directing the project if the original ending remained intact. Principal photography took place in Los Angeles between December 1994 and March 1995, on a $33–$34 million budget.
My best friend's favorite number is nine. It's because there isn't a number that's higher. 9. 99. 999. 9999.
If everything gets high enough, you become invincible. Nothing can hurt you anymore. Nothing can hurt anyone anymore.
But isn't it scary, to think that there's a highest number? That if you made 99 good memories, you couldn't hold any more?
So I don't like to keep count. Of the flowers they pick, or how many times we laugh, or how many scary faces they make.
I just hope we'll be friends for 999 more years.
Ben Ten
Kevin Eleven
12 Monkeys is a 1995 American science fiction thriller film directed by Terry Gilliam from a screenplay by David Peoples and Janet Peoples, based on Chris Marker's 1962 short film La Jetée. It stars Bruce Willis, Madeleine Stowe, Brad Pitt, and Christopher Plummer. Set in a post-apocalyptic future devastated by disease, the film follows a convict who is sent back in time to gather information about the man-made virus that wiped out most of the human population on the planet.

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people online: hi hows it going
people irl: hi hows it going
marina diamandis if she wrote an extended version of how to be a heartbreaker where it's revealed tbat electra heart is a bee: rule number five/is you protect the hive/so that the queen can survive/and all your larvae can thrive
Marina on my dash in this economy!? I must be dreaming!
grug dont have to change!
Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.
im collecting them

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We put glow collars on the dogs when we walk them at night, and it is Extremely™️ effective on Boswell
Has everyone seen this?? Stay safe please
i love this video so much one time i got high and watched it on a loop and it made me cry

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we have GOT to cut to the fucking feeling
is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her
I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact