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@beeapartments

aka hevromero in many places. I'm a graphic designer and hobby illustrator. My art is over here. This is my general purpose posting/reblog tumblr!. You'll see some shitposts, cute birds and dogs, bits of info I think are useful, and other random cute or funny (to me) stuff. Black tea and hot chocolate fan. ☕️

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the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

#bee

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had a dumb idea recently

#deltarune chapter 5 gave ricky and i plenty of vocal stims #thanks toby #jarona

nichls-blog

#yum duotang spaghetti

evvergreen

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

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Yi Qi Breeding Season

artwork by StievenVDP

shittysurges

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tpwrtrmnky

The idea of Mario and Peach having any kind of relationship beyond the occasional kiss on the nose and "mama mia" is like viscerally incomprehensible to me

Not like in a prude way I just can't conceive of Mario experiencing... urges. He's a character outside the scope of that. I'm not saying he's asexual either cause positioning him on the allo/ace spectrum implies that it's a dimension of his character that at least exists, that he has at some point noticed it. I think he just jumps.

tpwrtrmnky

Luigi probably fucks though.

tpwrtrmnky

#op interrogate yourself about why you think this right fucking now

So unlike Mario, who continues to be essentially a void with no internality, I actually act with thoughts and intent and already did do that when writing this post.

Mario is a mascot of one of the most sanitized corporate brands in existence. He differs from real, full-fledged ace people in that his sexlessness is not queer, not transgressive in any sense of the word, just a void left by his position as a player character. He has no queer identity because he has no identity beyond the fact that it's-a-him, Mario.

antigyro

Ok but why is Luigi different

tpwrtrmnky

displays internality by being capable of fear. to fear is to have something to lose. and what does he stand to lose? fucking.

thethirdromana

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

#accurate #my semi one pot recipes are just scraped onto a plate or bowl not gonna wash that bitch #I’ve figured out how to caramelize onions a bit faster at higher temps but you have to watch them like a hawk #how about: the recipe where you have 10% of the ingredients and you don’t know what you’ll make with the left over portions

footlongdingledong2

vomits

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thickness-protection-program

Dang rip America

karlyboyyy

fleshdyke

???

professionalchaoticdumbass

you have to call someone now

energyprison

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

#me when I worked at Safeway

thehumanwiki

You can teleport! How does it look?

Puff of smoke

Leaving someone's sight and suddenly you are gone

Fading out of existence

PowerPoint animation

Transforming into a flock of crows

Portal

A trapdoor that isn't there when someone checks

Exploding into confetti

Popping out of existence with no fanfare

Shooting yourself out of a cannon

The Secret Option (tell me)

i don't even want to teleport

Remaining time: 2 days 8 minutes

#popping out of existence but it comes with the Mario paint erase horn noise

fotobilog

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bye bye polestar (accidentally took a toll road and the dmv still has my old address so I’m probably going to have to phone to pay it)

#why is dropping off a lease so much easier than picking it up?#it took like two second #now to wait for the bill #I know I gotta pay for 3 tires at least but don’t know if they noticed I had a snapped strap in the trunk

batmanbeyondrocks

Black Menswear modelled by Black Men

Creative Director Rock Mitchell

kowabungadoodles

headspace-hotel

The dude in bright orange with the orange umbrella that looks like a peacocks tail.... FAVE

radioactive-leopard

Something by I love about Black Menswear is how they’re not afraid of color and personality. It’s not just the same boring black or blue suit jacket every time. It’s also just very dapper.

headspace-hotel

YESSS i especially love the florals...

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