hey hey hagane

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous