welcome to my twisted mind

The back of this guy's head is perfect.

And Jack and Daniel are just:

weeks 21-28 on my weekly poster challenge this year. Unfortunately I was only able to hit 28 out of 52 this year, so I know at least one goal for 2026.

so he gets a babysitting service and they send him a couple candidates who are just - afraid of him. he understands he’s not offended he just wants someone who isn’t terrified to move around his home at will and be there for his 2-year-old. he asks them if they have any men, guys who won’t be intimidated being in a single man’s house all the time, and the service is like okay yeah we have a couple but jsyk our best guy is kinda weird. we love him - he’s great with kids - but he can be off-putting to parents sometimes so give him a shot and if it’s not a match we’ll find you some other options.

stiles is “off-putting” in that he acts as if he already belongs everywhere he’s been. he acts like every kid is the coolest kid ever. he’s just out of college and not sure what he wants to do with his life - “maybe I’ll get my teaching degree,” he says - but he loves kids and he loves molding them into the fullest versions of themselves.

he immediately takes to eli, of course - and he isn’t the slightest bit scared of derek. in fact, derek’s kind of scared of him - not scared scared but - distracted. way too distracted by the guy helping him raise his kid. the guy who wears a baby bjorn with eli in it to do his grocery shopping. the guy who sings to eli while he naps. the guy who sorts and folds his laundry and tells derek (unsolicited) that he needs nicer suits if his fancy coworkers are ever gonna take him seriously.