to yap or not to yap

thank god aftg takes place in the 2000s could you imagine the foxes in a 2020 pandemic zoom meeting

it’s so funny that the foxes all thought andrew was straight bc he had the divine goddess renee walker SITTING ON HIS LAP during the kathy ferdinand show and he did not give a fuckkkk

andrew after neil picks up his used cigarette, smokes it, and salutes him: god i’ve seen what you’ve done for others

so my mom knows i post about aftg on tumblr (she’s never read the books and constantly gets tumblr and tinder confused) and she decides to MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON TUMBLR to try and find my account. i didn’t even tell her any specifics about my profile, she was just gonna smoke me out like a fucking sniper. cue her opening tumblr for the first time and what does she see? fucking kevin day in a sports bra and jock strap. how tf do you explain that to your mother. well guess what not even 10 mins later she pulls my profile up and says “this u?”SHE FUCKING FOUND ME. HOW

calling your meanest coworker over to deal with a terrible customer is equivalent to the foxes letting neil be on press duty after a game

imaging going to psu and getting back from thanksgiving break and learning your lab parter killed a guy over the weekend

fuck stickball the ravens should go to cosmetology school bc how tf did they strip 5+ years of box dye and somehow perfectly color match auburn in one try??? and it wasn’t completely fried to hell???

mha anime ending destroyed me but i can’t stop thinking about aizawa showing deku sensei videos of pro hero bakugo screaming at reporters on instagram reels

instead of kandriel nora made kevin their queer platonic joyfriend and honestly that’s gayer

is the heartburn and the crippling ache in my lungs from watching my childhood anime end or am i eating my chicken tenders too fast

i know forever ago i said andrew would blast complicated by avril lavigne thinking about neil but i would also like to offer up another avril song: things ill never say

honestly i think andreil are kinda car nerds. andrew because he spent not only his (murdered) mother's life insurance money but also his situationship's serial killer blood money on two fine ass cars. neil because he spent the majority of his childhood breaking into and stealing any car he could find running from said serial killer. two car bros found love and i think that's beautiful

honestly with all the experience neil has cutting and dyeing his hair a million colors he would probably be an elite sally beauty employee

i think at some point neil would get the bright idea to try and change andrew’s ringtone like he did for him… and then quickly realize he has no idea how to do that lol