maeve

a bachelors pad implies the existence of a similar but worse MSc pad . that’s where i live

everyone has a naked neighbor. if you don’t you are the naked neighbor

chicago footnote style is the best citation option and it’s not even close

okay i’ll shut the fuck up about half man for now

mutual slaying via asphyxiation and penetration . richard gadd you fucking madman. there’s porn that’s less erotic

fellas what would you do if on your wedding day the guy who went to prison for assaulting you to the extent that you went into a coma for six months and needed multiple facial reconstruction surgeries arrived at your wedding uninvited and pulled your now-husband aside for a private conversation because they have a multi-decade toxic/homoerotic/abusive step-brother dynamic which resulted in both of them leaving in body bags. at your wedding. asking for a friend

oh so they’re like romeo and juliet but gay and evil. right got it

can’t stop thinking about someone calling jerma a ‘rule of thirds andy’ . what an incredibly specific and scathing read

no wait because the parallels between ruben committing a sort of ‘honor slaying’ against benji and alby both for their crime of coveting what’s his (mona and niall, respectively)

half man is a really fun show to watch because i always feel a little sick to my stomach after finishing an episode

i mean this is obvious but i’ve been thinking as hard as i can and i truly cannot come up with a heterosexual explanation as to why ruben keeps mentioning niall’s dick and trying to get him naked